...is "Friends" still on TV?
...in magazines, they publish failed attempts at humor-in-a-quote from someone I don't give a rat's ass about?
...do they announce Mickey Mouse's birthday on the news, yet I still have to live with mine not being announced?
...did ABC executives think a show built around Bette Midler wasn't doomed to failure?
...the Vikings can win any game, except the ones they need to?
...did John Lee Hooker die when Ben Stiller is still alive?
...does Jay Leno think he's funny?
...isn't O.J. locked up?
...does Tina Turner wear minidresses and other slutty clothing? She's 60, for god's sake!
...does Rosie O'Donnell have her own magazine?
...is Matt Lawton so damn cool?
...am I so damn cool?

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