Monday, May 27, 2002

People I could do without

  • A guy wearing a cowboy hat and a Cris Carter jersey whose name isn't Red McCombs
  • Anyone who frequently calls someone else "bud", "pal", or "shooter"
  • A college student in a Lexus
  • People who think walking is legitimate exercise
  • A car salesman who takes the bus to work
  • That Remy Maxwell guy on 93X
  • Allan H. "Bud" Selig
  • A guy holding this sign: "Will Drop Pants for Fun"

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