Tuesday, January 14, 2003

Little known facts from the annals (or possibly anal) of history

  • Fritos are actually processed cow turds.
  • The cast of Friends will, sadly, NOT "be there for you".
  • Walter Cronkite once managed the New York Mets to the NL pennant based solely on the advice of his toupee.
  • George Carlin is the funniest man alive... until I kill him.
  • AOL/Time Warner killed my bunny!
  • Matt Lawton is the coolest Cleveland Indian ever.
  • I learned Spanish in my sleep by playing Bob Goulet records backwards at 78 speed.

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