Saturday, December 24, 2005

MERRY CHRISTMAS



all the best to you and yours for the holidays and in 2006.

now playing on iTunes/iPod: silence

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Saturday, December 17, 2005

it was bound to happen sometime.





now playing on iTunes/iPod: silence

Friday, December 16, 2005

CHILDREN!



Elena knows what I'm talkin' about. here's to hoping that it isn't unrequited

now playing on iTunes: PMB 'Nobody Knows'

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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

hi, I haven't been here in a while

man I missed this place. sorry about not updating but I have been ridiculous busy with work and other things, especially gettng ready for Christmas. speaking of which, why does the Christmas shopping always feel like a chore? is it the inane people in the crowds, or the time constraints? I mean, normally I like shopping and all but shopping for the holiday is a helluva different ballgame. and for some reason I enjoy it a little less each year. last year I chalked it up to the fact that I did all of it in a 15 hour cram session with funds I didn't really have, but this year I started right after Thanksgiving to spread it out, and I still don't enjoy it all that much. oh well, it's the crowds. YEAH THAT'S THE TICKET

also, work is insane busy right now, which I guess isn't a total shocker considering I work in retail. that doesn't make it suck any less though. plus lately I've been feeling ridiculous useless at work and I don't really know why. hopefully that one will iron itself out once January hits.

WE HAVE SNOW

...and I'm spent. catch ya on the flip side!



uh, i mean ES

now playing on iTunes: PMB 'Never Around'

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Sunday, December 4, 2005

<3 google

so about two weeks ago, it snowed for the first time here this winter. ecstatic because I wouldn't have to suffer through another brown Christmas, I posted a lyric snippet by the fictional Billy Mack from one of my favorite movies, 'Love Actually'. (I realize now that I butchered them, but I don't really care enough to correct them.) apparently one of the spiders at Google found it last week, and like a bad YTMND fad Google referrals relating to the post kept popping up: (I blurred out the actual IP's because I'm nice like that.)


that's just a sampling. over the past week or so, about forty people arrived at my site via searches for 'Christmas is All Around'. they weren't all U.S. visitors either; I got referrals from Italy and uh, the Phillipines. so apparently the movie is there too and uh, I learned something today.

...

well, I thought it was amusing, dammit!

now playing on iTunes: Guster 'Homecoming King'

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