Tuesday, May 30, 2006

this is it

for the time being.

it's gonna be a crazy few weeks for me, so I'm gonna be holding off on frequent updates for a month or so (not like they've been streaming in by the assful in the first place) and what time I do have to work on the site will be spent migrating the balance of my old content to v8.0 compliance. oh, and recovering from my sunburn.

thanks for your support, and I do urge you to check out the sidebar to see what's new. later!

now playing on iTunes/iPod: silence

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Thursday, May 25, 2006

I should probably put something new up here

wow, it's been a while.. sorry. well, I've been pretty busy but at the same time not a lot has happened. the big plans I had for last weekend never really came to fruition so I pretty much just sat around. um, I also finally went to a Twins game today. it's really interesting that they can have an awesome outing one night, then the next day when I actually decide to attend a game, they get their asses handed to them on a big silver platter carried by one CC Sabathia. thanks a lot, you fucks.

I've also been spending a lot of time helping the Followers gear up for the '06 tour, which I am super excited about. there's also a decent amount of trepidation there, but then that's kinda par for the course when you're dealing with a horde of mostly unruly teenagers. I feel bad for poor Rob, who's probably gonna have a full head of gray hair by the end of the tour, and he may just spontaneously combust from the stress level. either way, I'm gonna be entertained.

THE BALL PARK IS FIINALLY BEING BUILT I'm gonna just start doing all my shopping and eating in Hennepin County. because that will, unless my years of construction wisdom fail me, heighten the construction pace to almost human levels to enable the first game to be played next Thursday rather than 2010. I mean, my god, I'll be like 206 30 by then. I CAN'T WAIT.

I saw this article at Yahoo! today. that's good research right there. oh and also? what's the deal with Yahoo! rolling out this new front page, and not building in compatibility with Safari? I mean, it's only the most used Mac browser out there. and the lack of video content compatibility also angers me. I mean, one would think you'd wanna build in support for the OS choice of affluent gay creative professionals.

I'm done, totally tired. plus I think I have another vomit inducing headache coming on. later!

now playing on iTunes: Jim Gaffigan Beyond the Pale

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Saturday, May 6, 2006

I've been making ringtones for my cellphone for like, the past hour.

I have no life.

now playing on iTunes: Stephen Kellogg 'See You Later, See You Soon'

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Monday, May 1, 2006

i'm FREEEEEEEEEEEEE

for a day at least. the eight days of ULTE tyranny over my life are finished. what do I plan on doing? lounging, of course! actually, I gotsta do some mundane things like cleaning and such to catch up to where I should be.

hey, Twins? I hope it isn't too much to ask, but could you cats like, win some games sometime? that's really the only thing that's good about tonight being an off night for them; I can't watch them get crushed again by a hapless Detroit/Kansas City squad. Johan, I know you can pitch better. STEP ON IT..

happy May, motherfuckers. ish, I'm so frickin' tired.

now playing on iPod: PMB 'Minute'

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