Saturday, August 5, 2006

an actual conversation formatted like an AIM one:

underdawg32 (05:32PM): Austin, do you think this hat makes me look like an old person?
austinface (05:32PM): no, I think you look cool.
underdawg32 (05:33PM): thanks!
austinface (05:33PM): ... but I think you're cool no matter what you wear.

awwwww

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006

another case for selective castration

Minneapolis mother jailed for leaving son, 5, in hot car (Star Tribune)

so this woman wants to go out and celebrate her birthday with her friends, but can't find a babysitter. of course the logical thing to do is leave your preschool age child in a car with a glass of water for hours on end on one of the hottest days in recent memory while you go get sloshed in a hick dive. this also means that she'd drive home, and my money's against her being responsible with her drinking so she won't be impaired by alcohol on the way home. BRILLIANT

this is the maturation of society? Christ.

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