Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Black Friday, I goddamn hate you

fuck you I love the Christmas season, but not the hours associated with it. Thankfully, the worst is over; I put in fourteen hours on Black Friday and about ten on Saturday. I've done this for ten years now, so it is mostly routine, but one thing that never fails to amaze me every year is the volume of people who are willing to sit in the cold for hours on end just to save a few extra bucks on that television or other item they had their eyes on all year.

Now I'm no anti-consumerist; hell, I definitely own more than my fair share of shit, especially in electronics and DVDs. I even like to save money, so I look for deals whenever I can. But really, even 8 am on the day after Thanksgiving is a little early for me to think about buying Christmas gifts for people, let alone anything for myself. We opened at 5, and even then we weren't the first; Kohl's was open at 4 and Eden Prairie Center opened at fucking one o'clock in the morning. Outrageous. If there is any silver lining in this madness, these are the things that come to mind first: the extended hours I am required to work will 1) allow me extra funds for Christmas gifts and 2) allow me to watch Law and Order: SVU without the interruption of going home and cueing up the TiVo to the proper spot. Until then though, my free time will be in short supply (sorry, Alyssa) and I may be cranky during those times (sorry, everyone else).

Despite all this though, I still love Christmas. Preemptive happy holidays, everyone.

now playing on iPod: Chad Hollister "Spirit's Waters"

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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Concert Review: Pat McGee Band with The Kin

Fine Line Music Café, October 7, 2007

I think that by now I've seen the Pat McGee Band somewhere around four billion times. The greatest thing though is that it's never the same show.

PMB has toured semi-nationally since signing to Warner Bros Records in 2000, and this tour with co-headliner Josh Kelley and support act The Kin marked their eighth headlining visit to the Twin Cities, third gig at the Fine Line and the first since the untimely passing of drummer Chris Williams.

Due to a previous commitment (supposedly a gig singing at a friend's wedding) Kelley was unable to make it to the Cities, so The Kin were moved to the middle of the lineup and opening duties were awarded to local nu-funk specialists Roster McCabe who performed quite admirably. We arrived halfway through their set but were able to catch the impressive "See You Soon" and see this energetic sextet jam with abandon, setting the tone for the night as a free-for-all talent showcase.

McGee and the boys, with Chris Bashista on drums, hit the stage shortly after 9:30, leading off with "Guess We Were" from the new album These Days and diving into a pleasant mix of new material, older songs from the Revel/Shine era and the usual spate of covers. Most songs, with the exception of a couple of tracks from Save Me, received the extended treatment, with The Kind and parts of Kelley's band joining PMB on stage, notably for "Lost" and "Girl from Athens." Brian Fechino also had a chance to show off his chops, with some pretty sick riffs on "Elizabeth" and "Maybe It's Time." The band ended their incredible 100-minute set with a pretty stellar cover of Jackson Browne's "Runnin' On Empty," employing the six PMB'ers, the three members of The Kin and the four players from Kelley's band.

I've been to a lot of shows, and I've seen a lot of dudes perform. No matter how many times I go to a Pat McGee Band show though, I always find something new that makes me think, "Man, that really blew me away." I don't know if it's the same on the East Coast, where the band is much more popular, but I think the small but dedicated crowds here in the Cities really help to bring out the best in them. And that's why I will continue to see them. A

PS: The Kin, as a standalone act, blew a goat. That is all.

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Sunday, November 11, 2007

Concert Review: Mandy Moore and Ben Lee

Fine Line Music Café, September 27, 2007

Mandy MooreI've been to a few live shows in my day. I had never been to one put on by a former pop princess though, and I'm not used to entering a venue before 6:00 on a weeknight. But there were a couple of extenuating circumstances here: first, I am a Mandy Moore devotee, and secondly I haven't yet seen a show at the Fine Line that disappointed me. Luckily, the fan in me won out over reason, and I made it out to see the show.

The official support act for the Midwest spate of shows was Ben Lee, a Twin Cities fave who will be headlining at the Varsity in mid-November. Equipped with only a tiny acoustic guitar and a keyboard player, he proceeded to wow the eclectic all-ages crowd with a mix of tunes from his new album Ripe and standards from his back catalog. Specific winners in his set were the light, whimsical "American Television," the frank "Sex Without Love" and his biggest U.S. hit "Catch My Disease."


Mandy appeared on stage for her set shortly before 8:00 and jumped right into "Slummin' in Paradise," wasting no time in getting into the music:

.... and so the set continued. The short-by-my-standards 50-minute set was made up mostly of songs from her new album Wild Hope, though she mixed in a couple of covers (the buzzed-about sendup of Rihanna's "Umbrella" and Cat Stevens' "Moonshadow" which she recorded for Coverage) and closed her set with the bubblegum anthem "Candy."


Overall, I was impressed with the show, though the forgettable Chris Stills could have easily been left off the bill, and while Mandy's set was short, the bonus of 45 minutes of Ben Lee made this show worth the price of admission. B+

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Saturday, November 10, 2007

Hi, I'm Norm and this is the fake news

Yeah I know, I haven't been keeping up.  Shut it already.  Reviews will be coming shortly for them concerts like I promised, and I am pleased to announce the return of properly capitalized sentences.

I started my Christmas shopping already. I'm proud of myself.  One thing I did notice tonight though is I still hate crowds dead.  The one thing that pisses me off most about crowds? All these self important parents who insist on putting one tiny toddler in a huge-ass stroller suitably equipped for a week-long excursion to the Australian Outback.  Guys, this isn't rocket science. There's only so much floor space available, and your Jeep-branded stroller with the beverage compartment, 12 inch nubbed off-road tires and iPod dock is not helping matters one bit.  Three words: not fucking necessary.  Please, I implore you, get these shits out of my stores posthaste.

I also re-upped with Verizon today. (God bless modern utilities commerce, where signing up for service is akin to enlisting in the National Guard.)  I've been on Verizon's towers since 2001, and hadn't had a single issue with them until this week.  Monday, I paid my bill online as usual and noticed that I was eligible for a phone upgrade, which couldn't come at a better time since my RAZR V3c has started shitting all over itself.  For a while I really grappled with the iPhone thing, but in the end I decided I'd rather have awesome service with a decent phone than an awesome phone with the worst service ever.  Finally I decided on LG's apparently-fantastic VX 8700, and after I couldn't complete the transaction online I headed to a Verizon store.  After about 45 minutes and a few calls to *611, I got everythign resolved, though not in an ideal fashion: I ended up using a demo laptop to complete my Web based order instead of getting an activated phone to take home with me. I should get it Monday or Tuesday. I hope it comes by then, anyway.

I have nothing more to report. 

now playing on iTunes: PMB "Can't Miss What You Never Had"

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